Well guys, girls and non-binary folk. It is officially 62 days until another Fresher's week. A week dedicated to young Freshlings who awkwardly wonder around the campus, drink far too much and struggle with the basic element of cooking. I remember when I was a Freshling all of those years ago (September 2014). Back in my day , there was sticky floors, my best friend being conked on the head by my other best friend, a trip to Liquid and Envy where a fight broke out whilst we were drinking WKDs and a singalong of the Pokémon Theme Tune on 13teen. In some ways, things haven't changed. The Fleshlings are still tagging each other in nights out. We still have to remind the students that they need to eat decent food and actually rest their livers and the marketing materials still say that it will be the best week of their lives. I personally think that Fresher's is like a fine wine, it gets better with age and experience. Now I'm going to be paid to pass on my experience...